Happy Halloween!

I wanted to share with you some Halloween related humor….

Two monsters went to a party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”
“Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”

A book never written: “Did a Vampire Bite Me?” by Chick Yerneck.

Who do vampires buy their cookies from?  The Ghoul Scouts

What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern? A plumpkin.

What was the witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.

What’s a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist.

What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebbed.

What did the three vampires order at the bar? Two bloods and a blood light.

Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi

When is is bad luck to meet a black cat?  When you are a mouse.

What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House? Home Moaner’s Insurance.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.

Where does Dracula water-ski? On Lake Erie.

Why don’t witches ever have babies? Warlocks have hollow-weenies.

Have a BOO-tiful day!

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