I wanted to share with you some Halloween related humor….
Two monsters went to a party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”
“Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”
A book never written: “Did a Vampire Bite Me?” by Chick Yerneck.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern? A plumpkin.
What was the witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
What’s a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist.
What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebbed.
What did the three vampires order at the bar? Two bloods and a blood light.
Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi
When is is bad luck to meet a black cat? When you are a mouse.
What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House? Home Moaner’s Insurance.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.
Where does Dracula water-ski? On Lake Erie.
Why don’t witches ever have babies? Warlocks have hollow-weenies.
Have a BOO-tiful day!